Total Medals Earned: 567 (From 130 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,725 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (35/95 points)
Lose to Kim Jong Un
Score on yourself.
"Beat" Kim Jong Un
Get a Shot Clock Violation
Shut Out Kim Jong Un
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/435 points)
For the first time to die
Not to be sawn for game
Not to be shot for game
Not to be pricked for game
Collect all 250 coins
Just finish a game
Pass game in 50 minutes
Never to die for game
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/230 points)
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Slay 250 enemies.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
alien scenario
virus scenario
Survive 3 months total
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/165 points)
Find and collect the Sneaky coin!
Help Johnald!
Get inside the house!
How swaggy!
Solve the case!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 3
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival