Total Medals Earned: 573 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,830 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/455 points)
Destroy a bomb in Stage 1-2
Complete stage 1-1
Gain 10000 points in any stage.
Read the in-game help text.
Play any song in the soundtest menu
Collect the laser power-up in stage 1-4
Destroy all the bad-dudes in stage 1-3
Complete the first stage.
Gain 25000 points in any stage.
Don't get hit by a single bullet in stage 1-7.
Destroy a Smiling Bomber using one of their own bombs in the second stage.
Gain 50000 points in any stage.
Protect all the balloons in the first stage.
Complete the second stage.
Protect all the balloons in the second stage.
Gain 100,000 points in any stage.
Complete the final stage.
Protect all the balloons in the final stage
Medals Earned: 3/6 (35/95 points)
Lose to Kim Jong Un
Score on yourself.
"Beat" Kim Jong Un
Get a Shot Clock Violation
Shut Out Kim Jong Un
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/435 points)
For the first time to die
Not to be sawn for game
Not to be shot for game
Not to be pricked for game
Collect all 250 coins
Just finish a game
Pass game in 50 minutes
Never to die for game
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/230 points)
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Slay 250 enemies.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
alien scenario
virus scenario
Survive 3 months total
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/165 points)
Find and collect the Sneaky coin!
Help Johnald!
Get inside the house!
How swaggy!
Solve the case!